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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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