What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Anti Joke

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