- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What is funnier than 24 69

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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