- Anti Joke

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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