What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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