Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A man died.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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knock knock come in !

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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