- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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