your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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