- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's 9+10? 19.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

united we sit, cause we're fat

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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