- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

women's rights.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Who is it?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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