- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What is older than history?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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