Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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WNBA

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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