A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Your sex life.

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