- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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