What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Anti Joke

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