An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

It's all Taggart

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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