- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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