Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

woman's rights

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

knock knock who's there? hope

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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