- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A fish swims up your penis...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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