Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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