why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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