What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Anti Joke

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