What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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