- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

hey hey apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What's funny? Women's rights.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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