- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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