Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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1+1=2

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Obama lin Baden.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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13 =B you just learned something

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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