- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

I enjoy Popcorn

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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