Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A house comes around the corner.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

hey hey apple

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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