How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Everybody will die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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