- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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