What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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4 hours later.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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