Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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