Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Anthony sucks

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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