- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight