Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Sixty... eight

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

PIED NINNY!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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