- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

knock knock go away!!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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