- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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