- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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