Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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