- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Women's Rights..

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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