- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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