- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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