A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

stinky boner

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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