what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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