- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Thats what she said

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