A bar walks into a man

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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WILLYS

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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