- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Ron Paul for President!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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