What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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