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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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