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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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