How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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How High is a Chinese man

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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