- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

aodhan hearty

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Racial equality.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

i like it in the mouth

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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