- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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