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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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