Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What fires shots? A gun

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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pobody's nerfect

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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