- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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