Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

A whole 'nother.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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