man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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