What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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