Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Anti Joke

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