There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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