Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

okay so theres this guy.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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