What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Justin Beiber

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poopy is poopy

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Your girlfriend.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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