- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Justin Bieber

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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