Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

poopy is poopy

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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