What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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