- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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