- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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