- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

autistic kids rock

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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