- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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